OK, I just made my last small joke about dash wires, the Prince of Darkness, and Halloween. Who can come up with a GOOD acronym for Sir Lucas? Lost Until Can Ascertain Sun
Lights Up the Car Amid Sparks
John 
Heres my attempt for “Lucas Prince of darkness”
Crap Crud KO’s Elan Finess
Cliveyboy
Variation: Lost Until Certainly After Sunup ?
Left Useless Contemplating Afternoon Sunlight?
Last Useful Connection Abandoned Ship?
'Lectrics Useless, Call A Service ?
“potshots” all.
Clive
I’ve seen some fine cases of dickslexia before,but none as bad as yours…
John
P.S. See you at Stoneleigh.
I’ve just put him at the top of my anagrammer’s list!
No mean feat, as SWMBO ~was~ at the top… and I may be required to admit the change
Lucas Prince of Darkness =
ELAN SPARK FRIED CONCUSS ?
Apologies
I got my acronyms and anagrams confused.
If Dr Clegg can give me something for the dicksloxia otherwise I will be the only Lotus at the Stonehenge parts fair
Clive
L is for the Lights that glow so dimly
if, that is, they even glow at all
U is for the Useless wet ignition
when you hit a puddle and you stall
C is for the bullet-shaped Connector
rotting in its socket 'neath the dash
A is for Another broken bendix
turning your new ring gear into trash
S is for the Switch no longer switching
current from the fuse box to the horn…
Put them all together, they spell Loooo-cas -
Everlasting Prince, of Darkness born.