How to stop oil drips on the drive

Elan Discussions
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How to stop oil drips. :blush: from over the pond

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Neil

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Neil,

I’m a bit skeptical. I don’t think it will work unless you’re willing to limit your driving to no more than one week per month.:wink:

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Hmmm, just trying to invision a suitable one for us, 13 feet long by 2 feet wide… :open_mouth:

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I want one with wings… :sunglasses:

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Escort ‘Big Wing’ sump is what you need! :unamused:
Roy
'65S2

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I think some Paracetamol in the oil could help.
Coat on and gone
Neil

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:laughing:

Alternatively, how to stop oil drips on the drive? Park on the pavement… :stuck_out_tongue:

:arrow_right: Matthew

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I found myself wondering who ‘Viola’ might be - his wife? girlfriend? Perhaps it’s her tampon.

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41 uses for WD40

2 uses for tampons

1 use(d) condom

What’s next?

What’s this forum ‘coming’ to?

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Yes the forum is degenerating…people will be posting about “stripping the old girl” next!